Check Out My STAND UP VIDEO by LaPointe Productions-
No big deal- Just the new LAUGH SABBATH photo!
Photography: Sylvia Pereira
Art Direction: Nancy Niksic
SATURDAY NIGHT + TINY MIRACLES + FESTIVE HILARITY
Pat Thornton & Sara Hennessey presents the fifth annual…
TINY MIRACLES Christmas Show!
Raising funds to make X-MAS care packages for the Homeless.
FEATURING…
Debra DiGiovanni, The Imponderables, The National Theatre of the World, Craig Brown and music by Boyfriends & Girlfriends.
… and a reading of the classic Christmas Tale, A Cookie Monster Christmas!
ONE SHOW ONLY
$10
So this is the Trailer for my new web series ‘GOODBYE SARA HENNESSEY’
It stars a bevy of fantastic Toronto comedians… I am pretty jazzed about the whole thing. Let’s Dance, right guys?
(Source: goodbyesara.com)
COMING SPRING 2011
WRITTEN & CREATED BY SARA HENNESSEY
DIRECTED & EDITED BY PHILIPP BERG
MUSIC BY GRAVITY WAVE
Each episode of “Goodbye Sara Hennessey”, begins with Sara getting dumped by a different guy for an new reason. This reason, that changes every week, launches her on an absurd quest for self-improvement. Sara’s unique way of thinking, coupled with her random, surreal methods for coping with rejection take the viewer on the silly journey of her self discovery.
Come witness the modern day wizards of japery!
Laugh Sabbath presents ‘Hour of Power’ this Sunday @The Rivoli… So quality, I may just yak everywhere.
Nathan Fielder,
Levi MacDougall,
Bull Hooey,
Ladystache,
David Dineen Porter,
Glenn Macculay,
Hunter Collins,
Chris Locke,
Brian Barlow,
Kathleen Phillips,
James Hartnett,
And your host, me, Sara ‘Hey, great hat!’ Hennessey
An informative brochure for your mind, body, and soul. And your face.
Great Question. Romance is the number
one official sexy love feeling/
emotion that always leads to intercourse
between the humans, animals, or bugs.
Great Question. Romance first began at
the dawn of time when God/Allah made
sweet love to the universe and 9 months
later… We live on their baby named
Earth.
Ever since, romance has occurred all the
way up to the year 2000, and even still
today.
Ah yes. The best way to find romance is
by attending a New Years Eve Party.
Everyone is fancy dressed and they bring
their favorite dish. I have a New Years
Eve Party every year. If you are
interested, my email address is
eyesofthedruidsoul@hotmail.com
You will not be allowed to enter if you do
not put an effort into your appearance.
The Pros/Cons of Romance
PROS
• euphoric feelings
• candle light
• prime rib
• colours seem more vivid than your
remembered
• lubrication
• smiling
• smiles before slumber
• smiles during slumber
CONS
• distraction of the mind
• clumsiness
• waiting for the phone to ring instead of
eating your lunch
• watching movies your donʼt even want
to see
• sharing your stuff
• body hair removal
• explaining yourself all the time
Testimonials
• “I had a great time.”
-Davis
• “The bedroom continued the modern,
funky decor with excellent facilities in a
basic double room: flat screen TV with
HBO, heated towel rail in a spotless
bathroom, very comfortable bed, tea and
coffee making facilities and
complementary sparkling water.”
-Petey
• “For anyone who is put off by the idea of
‘spiritual’ or ‘higher power’ - DON’T BE!” -
Karen
• “I felt like a million bucks!” -The Royal
Duke
• “I donʼt know, what is this for?” -Steph
• “Just a small town girl, living in a lonely
world took the midnight train going
anywhere just a city boy, born and raised
in south Detroit took the midnight train
going anywhere” - Sexy Musician
Sunday Night Live! Tonight w/ Sara Hennessey & music by The People of Canada! 9pm at Comedy Bar!
*** SPECIAL NEWS GUEST: TSN’s JAY ONRAIT!***
It’s getting nice outside. It’s also getting nice inside… our hearts. I want everyone to get out of their houses next Sunday and walk to Comedy Bar and hug everyone you see along the way. Then, watch the show and have a great time. When it’s all over lock yourself in a basement and never leave because life won’t get any better than what just happened.
Host: Sara Hennessey! (Video on Trial, Laugh Sabbath)
Music: The People of Canada! (All of them)
Special news anchor: TSN’s Jay Onrait! (TSN, Vancouver 2010 Olympic Morning)
Easter can lick my bag!
What;s even up?! Tomorrow is YOU LAUGH NOW at Rustic Cosmo!
1278 Queen Street West.(Queen just West of Dufferin)
FREE and AWESOME. YOU and ME. BEER and HANG OUTS.
Stand up comedy hosted by Sara Hennessey featuring Mark Debonis, Inessa Frantowski, Chris Locke, Rebecca Kohler, Nick Flanagan, Tim Gilbert, Bob Kerr, Micheal Balazo, & Dylan Gott!!!
9pm. FREE!
And who knows, maybe a magical wizard will show up.
