An informative brochure for your mind, body, and soul. And your face.
- What is “Romance”?
Great Question. Romance is the number
one official sexy love feeling/
emotion that always leads to intercourse
between the humans, animals, or bugs.
- When did “Romance” begin?
Great Question. Romance first began at
the dawn of time when God/Allah made
sweet love to the universe and 9 months
later… We live on their baby named
Earth.
Ever since, romance has occurred all the
way up to the year 2000, and even still
today.
- How can a person find “Romance”?
Ah yes. The best way to find romance is
by attending a New Years Eve Party.
Everyone is fancy dressed and they bring
their favorite dish. I have a New Years
Eve Party every year. If you are
interested, my email address is
eyesofthedruidsoul@hotmail.com
You will not be allowed to enter if you do
not put an effort into your appearance.
The Pros/Cons of Romance
PROS
• euphoric feelings
• candle light
• prime rib
• colours seem more vivid than your
remembered
• lubrication
• smiling
• smiles before slumber
• smiles during slumber
CONS
• distraction of the mind
• clumsiness
• waiting for the phone to ring instead of
eating your lunch
• watching movies your donʼt even want
to see
• sharing your stuff
• body hair removal
• explaining yourself all the time
Testimonials
• “I had a great time.”
-Davis
• “The bedroom continued the modern,
funky decor with excellent facilities in a
basic double room: flat screen TV with
HBO, heated towel rail in a spotless
bathroom, very comfortable bed, tea and
coffee making facilities and
complementary sparkling water.”
-Petey
• “For anyone who is put off by the idea of
‘spiritual’ or ‘higher power’ - DON’T BE!” -
Karen
• “I felt like a million bucks!” -The Royal
Duke
• “I donʼt know, what is this for?” -Steph
• “Just a small town girl, living in a lonely
world took the midnight train going
anywhere just a city boy, born and raised
in south Detroit took the midnight train
going anywhere” - Sexy Musician
