An informative brochure for your mind, body, and soul. And your face.
Great Question. Romance is the number
one official sexy love feeling/
emotion that always leads to intercourse
between the humans, animals, or bugs.
Great Question. Romance first began at
the dawn of time when God/Allah made
sweet love to the universe and 9 months
later… We live on their baby named
Earth.
Ever since, romance has occurred all the
way up to the year 2000, and even still
today.
Ah yes. The best way to find romance is
by attending a New Years Eve Party.
Everyone is fancy dressed and they bring
their favorite dish. I have a New Years
Eve Party every year. If you are
interested, my email address is
eyesofthedruidsoul@hotmail.com
You will not be allowed to enter if you do
not put an effort into your appearance.
The Pros/Cons of Romance
PROS
• euphoric feelings
• candle light
• prime rib
• colours seem more vivid than your
remembered
• lubrication
• smiling
• smiles before slumber
• smiles during slumber
CONS
• distraction of the mind
• clumsiness
• waiting for the phone to ring instead of
eating your lunch
• watching movies your donʼt even want
to see
• sharing your stuff
• body hair removal
• explaining yourself all the time
Testimonials
• “I had a great time.”
-Davis
• “The bedroom continued the modern,
funky decor with excellent facilities in a
basic double room: flat screen TV with
HBO, heated towel rail in a spotless
bathroom, very comfortable bed, tea and
coffee making facilities and
complementary sparkling water.”
-Petey
• “For anyone who is put off by the idea of
‘spiritual’ or ‘higher power’ - DON’T BE!” -
Karen
• “I felt like a million bucks!” -The Royal
Duke
• “I donʼt know, what is this for?” -Steph
• “Just a small town girl, living in a lonely
world took the midnight train going
anywhere just a city boy, born and raised
in south Detroit took the midnight train
going anywhere” - Sexy Musician
